This is a very serious, very scientific compatibility test. Please choose wisely. (The universe is watching.)
Excuse me?? In this economy?? On this day??
Your "NO" has been forwarded to the Department of Romance.
You selected: "I don't deserve you."
Correct. But I'm trying my best. Please accept this shiny chocolate power-up:
Just a few tiny, totally normal, definitely-not-suspicious agreements.
Valentine Agreement v1.0 (highly official)
By agreeing, you confirm you are: adorable, powerful, and dangerously charming.
You are officially my Valentine. Also, you just signed Valentine Agreement v1.0.
(Don't worry. The only enforceable clause is: unlimited hugs.)